New SMS Jokes, Sardar jee jokes

Principal: agar koi larka girls hostel mai gaya
to first time 100 Rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200 fine
& 3rd time 500.
Students: Sir, membership kitnay ki hogi?
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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Sardar g tanu kadi kisi nal pyar ni hoya?
yaar hoya ty hy likin o mundi, bus ena kendi aa
” I love U”. pata nahi ullu da patha “U” kon aa?
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A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye moti nu
aise haal vitch le ke kithey bhag rahe ho?
pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey
free delivery hondi aaa.
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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon
meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay.
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay
doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.
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Evolutin of main:
shadi k pehle : i love u
shadi k baad : aaj phir alu
shadi k pehle : Hero no1
shadi k baad: coolie no1
shadi k pehle : mein ne piyar kiya
shadi k baad : ye mein ne kiya kiya?
shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
shadi k baad : jaan mut khao
shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay
shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.
shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go
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Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
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